“What a stupid statement!”, I can hear thousands of mothers of ADHD victims whisper through gritted teeth. “How can we ban an illness?” It’s a fair question.
At the moment, mothers of victims feel special. They have something to talk about when they’re out with friends. It’s very fashionable these days to have ADHD, dyslexia or something similar in your family. In terms of education, it’s a win-win for the parents and the children. If the youngsters fail in their education, it’s not their fault; it’s their condition. If, however, they succeed, they’ve overcome huge barriers and are heroes. (Let’s not forget that some of these new conditions attract financial benefits from the state. One lad I know has some sort of phobia about work, so he claims thousands of pounds a year so he can live a workless life, spending the cash on cars and gadgets. Calling him a “lazy git” is surely just medieval.)
Friends in teaching have watched as the proportion of students in their classes with one or more of these new conditions increases year after year. People are employed to look after their needs, and they get special dispensations such as extra time in exams. Bad behaviour is simply an inevitable consequence of their illness, and so isn’t their fault. Imagine a young man shoving a fellow student’s books and stationery on the floor of the classroom, only to reply when challenged, “It’s my ADHD”, as if he was talking about a third person. This is something I witnessed.
The ADHD get-out is a godsend for feeble parents or overwhelmed single mothers. They raise their kid like everyone else (i.e. with lots of mistakes), and when he (they’re normally boys) gets out of control, they can take him for tests, and if all goes to plan, he’ll come out with a bit of paper which absolves both him and his parents of their obligations. The kid can slap his mum in the face and tell her to f*** off and nothing can, or indeed should, be done. Instead of training the child to sit quietly, by their inaction they’re unintentionally training them to jump around and abuse visitors instead.
In the old days, people who had deficiencies in intellect or mobility were sadly called names, and there was a stigma about it all. Not so today. These newly-diagnosed conditions are nothing less than badges of honour. In the same way that “geek” has evolved from an insult to a label proudly used by many to describe their intelligence, so having a lack of intellect or self-control because of an ADHD demon within is now something to be proud of. When I suggested to one young man that he was pretty stable and maybe didn’t have ADHD, he told me that he wouldn’t want to lose the label, as it made him feel special. I don’t know who’s at fault for this tragic state of affairs, but it needs to stop.
Let’s be clear: some young people are cleverer than others. Some are more energetic than others. Some are more inclined to bad behaviour than others. This isn’t to deny this, or claim there’s always a simple solution. The problem is the creation of labels. If a child is described as “hyper”, it’s typically been seen as a symptom of an over-energetic personality. Through rebuke and encouragement, they’re conditioned to overcome it and grow up. However, the situation with the modern labels is that the subjects are no longer treated as people with traits which can be changed, but as those with hard-wired faults that they’ll have for the rest of their lives. The word “hyperactive” has been capitalised, and that makes a massive difference.
One man I know could hardly contain his joy when the “experts”, probably psychology graduates who are trying to justify their mostly-bogus discipline, told him he had dyslexia. The difficulty in reading is real, I’m sure. Yet his delight was there because he had a way to explain his failure at school. Had they known, he told me, he’d have probably got the right help and succeeded academically. His lifelong fear—that he simply wasn’t that clever—was gone, and he could spend the rest of his days comforted by the knowledge of possessing a deep-down intelligence which has been repressed by an evil condition out of his control.
Perhaps in the future, a new condition will be invented for me. Instead of saying people have a poor memory, they’ll create “Memory and Attention Deficit” or MAD for short. People can have teachers give them clues in exams, and they could have their mark bumped up a few grades. I’ll maybe read it in the paper one day, and sigh with relief that underneath I’m a borderline genius, hindered by an invisible and insidious force preventing me from becoming the world leader in my field I think I should be. You see the problem here? What about robbers walking free because of Property Inequality Perception Disorder? Or rapists getting a suspended sentence if they’ve successfully applied for a Predatorial Violence Disorder diagnosis? No, it’s not totally different.
The first step needed is sadly also one that will never happen, but anyway, the labels will go first. Someone formerly “having” ADHD will lose the label (as useful as it is in some ways). We’ll use our collective brains to work out strategies to bring the behaviour under control, all the while laying the blame for bad behaviour at the feet of the child. Even if we know all the factors which brought it about, such as a bad upbringing, we teach them that they have to accept responsibility for their actions despite anything that they’ve suffered. If we can do this, we’ll destroy the ADHD industry, ending the big-pharma boom created by drugging millions of children (at a cost of up to $250 billion annually in the US alone), stopping the benefit abuse, handing responsibility for raising the children properly to the parent(s), and hopefully creating well-rounded young adults who are ready to enter the real world.

This phenomenon of selfishness can easily be seen in the refusal of the public to countenance the banning of private motor vehicles and kitchen knives; they all use those things, so no number of children killed on the roads or suicides using kitchen knives will allow even the thought of banning these things. To put it another way, if everyone in the UK was involved in recreational shooting, all the proposals for bans would fail.
